Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Relatives

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

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Blowing It

Q: What's the difference between nerdy co-eds and blonde co-eds?

A: Nerdy co-eds blow the curve. blondes blow the professor.

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Milk Bath

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.   She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.  He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons.  I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." 
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Wait for it ...
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ... I can splash it on my eyes!"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes)
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