Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Florida or the Sun

So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.

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Blonde Bananas

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

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Puerto Rican Offspring

Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.

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