Blonde - License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
Blonde and Turtle Have in Common
Q: What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
A: When they lay on their backs they're screwed!
Blonde's Elevator Job
Q: Why does blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They like going up and down.
Difference Between Blonde and Mosquito
Q: What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it!
A blonde woman walks into a store and asks the clerk about the TV in the corner. The clerk says, "Sorry ma'am, we don't serve blondes." Irritated, the woman goes home and dyes her hair black. The next day she comes back and asks again. The clerk again says, "Sorry ma'am, we don't serve blondes." Furious, the woman goes home and dyes her hair red this time. The next day she goes to the store and there's a different clerk there. She asks the clerk about the TV. The clerk replies, "Sorry ma'am, we don't serve blondes." The woman asks him, "How did you know I am a blonde?" The clerk says, "Because that's not a TV, it's a microwave."