Bar Jokes

Can I Smell Something

A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters the courage to talk to her. After a few more drinks and a little conversation he leans over to the woman and asks, "Can I smell your Pussy?" The woman is outraged and answers with a stern,
"Of course not!" The drunk man replies...
"Oh, then it must be your feet."

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Anonymous

CPR

Last night I was at the bar when the waitress screamed...
"Anyone know CPR?"
I said, "Hell, I know the entire alphabet!"
Everyone laughed.
Well, except one guy.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Bar Jokes
Anonymous

Memory Test

Q: What are those things you blow on and make wishes?
A: Breathalyzers

Submitted BY: MEG