Bar Jokes

Same Response

My wife often complains to me when she's drunk. Last night she complained when she was sober.
Non alcoholic whine.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Alcohol Jokes (Wine Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
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Elephants In A Pub

Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?
A: There is a dent in the cross-bar.

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Riddles
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Descartes in a Bar

René Descartes is sitting in a bar. The bartender asks if he'd like another pint.
"I think not," he answers, and disappears.

Categories: Bar Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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