Bar Jokes

Alien Abduction

Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks. Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and I was abducted by an alien." Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "What did the alien do to you?" "All I remember is being anally probed," Ted says.
Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that!" Steve says. "What did the alien look like?" Ted responds, "Karl."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
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Vampire Bar

Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar?
A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.

Categories: Bar Jokes , Riddles
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Praise the Lord

Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So fat women can get laid too.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
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