Bar Jokes

I Screwed Your Mom

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him. Again, he hears, ''Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it. The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ''Dad, go home, you're drunk!''

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
Anonymous

Goose and Lady in Bar

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''

Categories: Animal Jokes , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes)
Anonymous

Totally Truthful

A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him. "You, sir, are drunk!" "And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
Anonymous