Art & Music Jokes - Pianist Jokes

Mozart

Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Pianist Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Light Bulb - Bass V Piano

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Pianist Jokes) , Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
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Not the Intended Profession

A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!" The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!" The bartender hooks a thumb over at a piano in the corner, "If that dog can play that piano, you both get a drink on the house!" The guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing.  Ragtime, Mozart... and the bartender and patrons are loving it. Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out.  The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?" The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother.  She wanted him to be a dentist."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Art & Music Jokes (Pianist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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