Q: Did you hear that Berlin left the music industry?
A: He opened a liposuction clinic called Take My Breadth Away
Lead Trumpet Changes Light Bulb
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.
Light Bulb - Bass V Piano
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
Just Fake It
A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."
Who Would You Trust?
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions? An in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.