Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes

Encore Please

My group is called Perspiration.
We're a sweatband.

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Bass Player

Q: How do you know when your bass player arrives?
A: He knocks on the door, but forgets to come in!

Anonymous

Heavy Metal Fans to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to say "Excelleeeeeent !"

Anonymous