Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes

Musician Sax -Riddles

Q: What is a musician's strategy for having children?
A: Get FRENCH HORNy to get a TROMBONE, and then have SAX.

Written By: RussellHorning

Encore Please

My group is called Perspiration.
We're a sweatband.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Bass Player

Q: How do you know when your bass player arrives?
A: He knocks on the door, but forgets to come in!

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