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Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes
Chainsaw and Bari-sax
Q: How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax?
A: Add vibrato.
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Five Pound Note
Q: There's note on the floor; who picks it up? The thrash guitarist, the drummer who keeps good time, or the drummer who keeps bad time?
A: The drummer who keeps bad time, because the other drummer doesn't exist, and the thrash guitarist doesn't care about notes anyway.
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20 Minute Intermission
Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
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