Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes

Out Of Tune

Q: How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A: Someone is blowing into it.

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Clarinet and Onion

Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.

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Bass-Clarinetist

Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

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