Yo Mama - Santa
Yo mama so ugly, she wore a paper sack when you went to see Santa so he wouldn't cry for the photo.
Yo Mama - Onions Cry
Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo Mama - Imaginary Friend
Yo mama so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Slap A Lady
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.