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Yo Mama - Santa

Yo mama so ugly, she wore a paper sack when you went to see Santa so he wouldn't cry for the photo.

Yo Mama - Onions Cry

Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo Mama - Imaginary Friend

Yo mama so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

Halloween

Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Slap A Lady

Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?

A: When her mustache is on fire.