Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes

Yo Mama - Record

Yo mama so ugly, if ugliness was a record, she would go triple platinum.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Accident

Yo mama so ugly, cops stop her to ask if she reported the accident.

Anonymous

Want a Bag?

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?" the cashier asks. "No," the guy says, "she's not that ugly."

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