Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes

Yo Mama - Tears

Yo mama so ugly, when she cries, the tears run down her back.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes)
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Yo Mama - Hairline

Yo mama so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes)
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No Sex Nancy

A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that Nancy Pelosi sued Wellington hospital saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex.  A hospital spokesman replied, "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery.  All we did was to correct his eyesight."

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
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