Borrow Your Ass
Q: Can I borrow your face for a few days?
A: My ass is going on vacation.
Yo Mama - Coma
Yo mama so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Yo Mama - Doggy Style
Yo mama so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and it'll still be doggy-style.
Someone stopped me today and asked me for directions to the nearest cosmetic surgeon. I gave them detailed instructions on how to get there, then they turned round and said "Well if you know the way, why haven't you been there you ugly bastard?"
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Written By: KielPhillips
Haunted House Position
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
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