Appearance Jokes

Five Legs

Q: Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
A: Her knickers fit her like a glove!

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Pencil

Yo mama so skinny when she wears yellow she looks like a #2 pencil!

Anonymous

Cops After You

The cops must be after you, because it's illegal to look that good.

Anonymous