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Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes
Aftermath of Thanksgiving
You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving the next time you see 90210 will be on a bathroom scale.
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Anonymous
Yo Mama - Kneecap
Yo mama so fat, her kneecaps smile.
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Anonymous
Ash Wednesday
The night of Ash Wednesday we had a dinner, followed by worship. During the dinner, a young mother came to me and said she overheard two 3rd graders talking earlier that day in school. The little girl asked the boy what that smudge was on his forehead. He replied, "Its Ash Wednesday."
"What's Ash Wednesday?" She asked.
"Oh, its when Christians begin their diet," he replied
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