Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes

Michigan Girl

Q: How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
A: Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Michigan Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Animal Crackers

Yo mama so fat she don't eat animal crackers; she eats animals with crackers.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Jelly Rolls

Yo mama so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

Categories: Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat)
Anonymous