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Yo Momma - BVDs

Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."

Yo Momma - Movies

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Form Vs Function

A woman sits opposite a fat man on a bus and can’t help making a comment. “If that stomach was on a woman I’d think she was pregnant.” The fat man replies, “It was. She is.”

Yo Momma - Snaps

Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.

Yo Mama - Workout

Yo mama so fat, her stair-master has a dinner tray attached.