Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes

Right Sizing

Just tried on my old Beatles "Abbey Road" T-shirt. Hey, IT STILL FITS, but now I make “Abbey Road" look like a 6 Lane Freeway...but it still fits!!!
 

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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Yo Mama - Echo

Yo mama so fat, she has an echo in her belly button.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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Yo Mama - Slammed

Yo mama so fat, every car she gets into becomes a low rider.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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