Appearance Jokes - Boob Jokes

Honesty Isn't Always Best

A man and woman were lying in bed one night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger tits." The man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them. The woman looked at him and asked, "Toilet paper, what will that do?" The man said, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your ass!"

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Butt Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Saggy Boobs

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts!!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: Jake

Worth Trying

A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales clerk and I failed at that, too."
The shrink thought for a moment and said, "Everyone needs to live a full, satisfying life. Why don't you try nursing?"
The girl thinks about this, then bares one of her large, beautiful breasts, points it at the shrink, and says, "Well go ahead, I'll give it a try!"

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Nurse Jokes)
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