Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - All You Can Eat

Yo mama so fat, she's banned from all-you-can-eat restaurants.

Anonymous

Colorful Face

Q: I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I?
A: Ugly!

Anonymous

Tyson's Upcoming Fight

Q: Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming fight with Prince Charles?
A: It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

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