Appearance Jokes

Yo Momma - Ran Away

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

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Motorist Stopped By Police

Q: A policeman stops a motorist and asks, "Excuse me, sir, have you been drinking?"
A: The motorist says, "Why -- do I got an ugly girl next to me?"

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Yo Momma - Chair

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

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