Five Legs

Q: Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
A: Her knickers fit her like a glove!

Form Vs Function

A woman sits opposite a fat man on a bus and can’t help making a comment. “If that stomach was on a woman I’d think she was pregnant.” The fat man replies, “It was. She is.”

Yo Momma - Snaps

Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.