Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Pencil

Yo mama so skinny when she wears yellow she looks like a #2 pencil!

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Workout

Yo mama so fat, her stair-master has a dinner tray attached.

Anonymous

Attractive Traits

A survey revealed that people who speak more than one language are considered more attractive.
Unless that language is Klingon

Anonymous