Appearance Jokes

Nose Walks Into a Bar

A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Word Play Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Nose Jokes)
Anonymous

Lisa has Friends

Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list.
Q: What does Lisa have?
A: Huge boobs.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Riddles , Technology Jokes (Social Media Jokes)
Anonymous

Small Storage Debate

Does midget porn take up less space on your smartphone?
Asking for a friend...

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes)
Anonymous