Appearance Jokes

Rear Ended

I got distracted today while driving and rear-ended the car in front of me. The car door opened and out hopped the driver. He stormed up to me, all 3' 9" of him, and angrily blurted out "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
I stared at him and said, "Which one are you then?"

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes)
Anonymous

God Created Alcohol

Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people could have sex, too.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Alcohol Jokes , Riddles
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Submitted BY: juliettaylor

Nude Sunbathing

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd tip your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly, it would tip itself."

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
Anonymous