Appearance Jokes

Ungrateful

Someone stopped me today and asked me for directions to the nearest cosmetic surgeon. I gave them detailed instructions on how to get there, then they turned round and said "Well if you know the way, why haven't you been there you ugly bastard?"

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Yo Mama - Beach

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Amusement Park

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

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Anonymous