Appearance Jokes

Heavy Weight

Q: What kind on currency will you find a lot of in fat people?
A: Pounds!

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Yo Mama - Missed Episodes

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

Anonymous

Midgets And Tampons

Q: Why don't midgets wear tampons?
A: They trip over the strings.

Anonymous