Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Yearbook

Yo mama so fat, she took up pages 41 - 43 in her school yearbook.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
Anonymous

What I Got From the Lord

When the Lord gave out brains, I thought he said trains and I missed mine! When he gave out looks, I thought he said books, and I didn't want any! When he gave out noses, I thought he said Four Roses, and I ordered a big one! When he gave out legs, I thought he said kegs, and I ordered two fat ones! When he gave out ears, I thought he said beers, and I ordered two long ones! When the Lord gave out chins, I thought he said gins, and I said 'Give me a double' Oh Lord! I'm a mess!

Categories: Appearance Jokes , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Get What?

Person 1: "Where'd you get that?"
Person 2: "Get what?"
Person 1: "That stupid look on your face!"

Categories: Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Appearance Jokes
Anonymous