Appearance Jokes

What I Got From the Lord

When the Lord gave out brains, I thought he said trains and I missed mine! When he gave out looks, I thought he said books, and I didn't want any! When he gave out noses, I thought he said Four Roses, and I ordered a big one! When he gave out legs, I thought he said kegs, and I ordered two fat ones! When he gave out ears, I thought he said beers, and I ordered two long ones! When the Lord gave out chins, I thought he said gins, and I said 'Give me a double' Oh Lord! I'm a mess!

Categories: Appearance Jokes , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Weight Loss Goal

I had a goal to lose 20 Pounds by the end of the year.
30 pounds to go.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Skydiving Eclipse

Yo mama so fat, when she went skydiving, she caused an eclipse.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
Anonymous