Appearance Jokes

Player's Diet

Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?
Player: I finished it in three days!

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Yo Mama - Long Distance

Yo mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

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Long Nose

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it'd be a foot!

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