Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Sack Of Chickens

Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over his shoulder. The other man asks what's in the sack. The first man says, "I got me some chickens for dinner tonight." The other man asks how many chickens are in the sack. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the first redneck, "If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack, I'll give them both to you."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Redneck Jokes , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
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Forgetful Chicken

Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Categories: Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Fowl Rooster

Q: Why was the rooster so unhappy?
A: Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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