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Chicken Pop

Q: What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'?

A: A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Poultry Math

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

A: To get to the same side.

Chicken Sitting Out

Q: What is the Chicken's least favorite dance?

A: The foxtrot!

Foreign Languages

Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?"

A: He was studying foreign languages.

Sketchy Chicken

Q: Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?

A: For some fowl purpose!