Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Cock Fights

How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. How can you tell if an Italian is present? The duck wins.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
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Preparing Chickens

Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens. "We just tell them they're going to die."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Chicken Cross the Road Answers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American."
A: Dr. Seuss answers this question: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why? It's not been told."
A: Grandpa answers this question: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."
A: And Colonel Sanders answers this question: "I missed one?"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Riddles
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