Chicken Visits Library
Chicken walks into the library. The Chicken goes "BbbbbOook!" and the librarian nods at a fellow bystander and goes, "This chicken is serious about reading." The second time the chicken comes through the library, the librarian gets curious as to what the chicken is reading. The chicken walks out of the library, being followed by the librarian, the chicken walks into the swamp and shows the book to a frog. The frog then goes, "Readit".
Q: What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'?
A: A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Chicken Sitting Out
Q: What is the Chicken's least favorite dance?
A: The foxtrot!
Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?"
A: He was studying foreign languages.