Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Rooster Bash

Q: What do you call two roosters having a fight?
A: A Cock-a-Doodle-Duel!

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Chicken Cross The Road Sexual Relations

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time. I did not have sexual relations with that chicken.

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Jail Time

Q: Why did the chicken get sent off?
A: For persistent fowl play!

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