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Roman Chicken

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

A: Because she was afraid someone would caesar!

The Chicken's

What did the baby chick say to his mommy when she laid an Orange? " Look what Marma-lade!! "

The Mouse

Q: Why didn't the mouse cross the road?

A: It's cord wasn't long enough!

Eggplant Origin

Q: Where do eggplants come from?

A: Chicken plants.

Scratch My Beak

Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

A: You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!