Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Redneck Guessing Game

Two rednecks, Jethro and Fester, meet on a country road. Jethro is carrying a big bag labeled, "CHICKENS." "CHICKENES, eh?" says the Fester. "Hmmmm, if I guesses how many chickens you gots in dat there bag, will you give me one?" "Heck," says the Jethro, "Iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of em." Fester scratches his head and guesses, "Ummmm... five?!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Redneck Jokes
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Cock Fights

How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. How can you tell if an Italian is present? The duck wins.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
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Chicken Cross The Road Sexual Relations

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time. I did not have sexual relations with that chicken.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Riddles
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