Scratch My Beak
Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!
Cross a Rooster and Lollipop
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a lollipop?
A: A c**ksucker.
Rooster Watching TV
Q: Why does a rooster watch TV?
A: For hentertainment!
The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.
"Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them."
"Well, you did real good, son," the farmer beamed. "You left with seven."
Here Chicken Chicken
Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from?