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Clever Insects

Q: How do we know that insects are so clever?

A: Because they always know when your eating outside!

Bug Love

Q: What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Bee Pee

Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A: At the BP station.

Army Ants

Q: What do you call army ants when they fight?

A: Combatants

Flee!

Q: What insect runs away from everything?

A: A flea!