Q: How do we know that insects are so clever?
A: Because they always know when your eating outside!
Q: Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
A: It got pissed off.
Q: What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?
A: They got married in the spring.
Q: What do you call army ants when they fight?
Q: What insect runs away from everything?
A: A flea!