Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station.
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it…
Q: What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?
A: They got married in the spring.
Q: What do you call army ants when they fight?
Q: What insect runs away from everything?
A: A flea!