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Fish

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.

A: Because they travel in schools.

Shark Week - Swimming

Q: Is it safe to swim in the ocean this week?

A: Sure, the sharks are all busy filming with Discovery.

Whale Rx

Q: What do whales take to stay healthy?

A: Vitamin Sea

Shark Week - No Swimming

Little boy to mother: “Mommy, can I go swimming?”

Mother: “Certainly not. The sea’s too rough, there’s a terrible rip tide and a dangerous offshore current, and I’ve heard this coast is infested with jellyfish and sharks.”

Little boy: “But Daddy went swimming!”

Mother: “I know, but he has excellent life insurance.”

Shark Week - Vacation

Q: Where do Sharks go for vacation?

A: Finland