Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
A: Because they travel in schools.
Shark Week - Swimming
Q: Is it safe to swim in the ocean this week?
A: Sure, the sharks are all busy filming with Discovery.
Q: What do whales take to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin Sea
Shark Week - No Swimming
Little boy to mother: “Mommy, can I go swimming?”
Mother: “Certainly not. The sea’s too rough, there’s a terrible rip tide and a dangerous offshore current, and I’ve heard this coast is infested with jellyfish and sharks.”
Little boy: “But Daddy went swimming!”
Mother: “I know, but he has excellent life insurance.”
Shark Week - Vacation
Q: Where do Sharks go for vacation?