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Elephant and Poodle

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

Elephant and Hooker

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?

A: A two-ton pickup.

Elephant in the Garage

Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage?

A: Your Hefty bags are missing.

Wise Elephants

Q: Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!

Elephant Toenails

Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

A: So he could hide in the cherry tree!