Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Q: What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?

A: Cinderelephant!

Q: How do you know when there's an elephant under your bed?

A: When your nose touches the ceiling!

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant...

The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant (or 1000 ways to cook Elephant)

The English book - Elephants I Have Shot on Safari

The Welsh book - The Elephant and its Influence on Welsh language and Culture (or: Oes Ysgol Tocynnau Eleffant Llanfairpwll Nhadau Coeden)

The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants

The Japanese book - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants

The Greek book - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money

The Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think About Finnish People

The German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.

The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant

The Swiss book - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants

The Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?

The Swedish book - How to Reduce Your Taxes With an Elephant.

How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style

Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Professors of mathematics prove the existence of at least one elephant and leave the capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for one of their graduate students.

Q: What's big and grey with horns?

A: An elephant marching band!