Elephant and Poodle
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.
Elephant and Hooker
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?
A: A two-ton pickup.
Elephant in the Garage
Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage?
A: Your Hefty bags are missing.
Q: Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: So he could hide in the cherry tree!