Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Grey Matter

Q: Why do elephants do well in school?
A: Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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Elephant and Poodle

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

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Dancing Elephant

Q: Why are elephants such poor dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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