Q: Why do elephants do well in school?
A: Because they have a lot of grey matter!
Q: Why are elephants such poor dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.
Q: How to elephants talk to each other?
A: By 'elephone!
Q: What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?
A: "Pack your trunk and clear out!"
City Elephant -Riddles
Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
A: Free Parking.