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Grey Matter

Q: Why do elephants do well in school?

A: Because they have a lot of grey matter!

Dancing Elephant

Q: Why are elephants such poor dancers?

A: Because they have two left feet.

Elephant Phone

Q: How to elephants talk to each other?

A: By 'elephone!

Pack Up

Q: What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

A: "Pack your trunk and clear out!"

City Elephant -Riddles

Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?

A: Free Parking.