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Elephant Ball

Q: What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?

A: Cinderelephant!

Elephant Hiding

Q: How do you know when there's an elephant under your bed?

A: When your nose touches the ceiling!

How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style

How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style

Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Professors of mathematics prove the existence of at least one elephant and leave the capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for one of their graduate students.

Grey Horns

Q: What's big and grey with horns?

A: An elephant marching band!

Ant and Elephant Romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"