Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Animal Doctor

Elephant Keeper: "My Elephant isn't well, do you know a good animal doctor?" Zoo Keeper: "No, all the doctors I know are people!"

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Pool Party

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!

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Grapes

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.

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