Q: What did the female elephant say during sex?
A: "Can I be on top this time?"
Elephants in Pink Sweaters
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
A: They're all on the same team.
Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
A: Because they're good at it.
Q: Why are elephants grey?
A: So you can tell them from flamingos!
Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A: So that he can sneak up on mice!