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Female Elephant

Q: What did the female elephant say during sex?

A: "Can I be on top this time?"

Elephants in Pink Sweaters

Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?

A: They're all on the same team.

Highlights

Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

A: Because they're good at it.

Grey Elephants

Q:  Why are elephants grey?

A:  So you can tell them from flamingos!

Sneakers

Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

A: So that he can sneak up on mice!