Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?
A: Only if you loan him money.
Q: What do you call an elephant that flies?
A: A jumbo jet!
Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
A Pink Elephant
Q: What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?
A: A failure!
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?