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Do Elephants Ever Forget?

Q: Does an elephant ever forget?

A: Only if you loan him money.

Flying Elephant

Q: What do you call an elephant that flies?

A: A jumbo jet!

Elephant Vino

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?

A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

A Pink Elephant

Q: What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?

A: A failure!

Elephant Tampons

Q: What do elephants use for tampons?

A: Sheep.