Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Grey Horns

Q: What's big and grey with horns?
A: An elephant marching band!

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Wise Elephants

Q: Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!

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Crossing Elephant & Whale

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

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