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Jungle Poker

Q: Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?

A: Because there were too many cheetahs.

Elephants

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant...

 

The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant (or 1000 ways to cook Elephant)

The English book - Elephants I Have Shot on Safari

The Welsh book - The Elephant and its Influence on Welsh language and Culture (or: Oes Ysgol Tocynnau Eleffant Llanfairpwll Nhadau Coeden)

The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants

The Japanese book - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants

The Greek book - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money

The Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think About Finnish People

The German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.

The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant

The Swiss book - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants

The Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?

The Swedish book - How to Reduce Your Taxes With an Elephant.

Elephant Tennis

Q: What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

A: Annette!

Get Well

Q: What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A: A get wellephant!

Parrot Elephant

Q: What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

A: An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!