Q: Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
A: Because there were too many cheetahs.
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant...
The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant (or 1000 ways to cook Elephant)
The English book - Elephants I Have Shot on Safari
The Welsh book - The Elephant and its Influence on Welsh language and Culture (or: Oes Ysgol Tocynnau Eleffant Llanfairpwll Nhadau Coeden)
The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants
The Japanese book - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants
The Greek book - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money
The Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think About Finnish People
The German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.
The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant
The Swiss book - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants
The Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?
The Swedish book - How to Reduce Your Taxes With an Elephant.
Q: What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
Q: What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
A: A get wellephant!
Q: What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
A: An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!