Animal Jokes - Duck Jokes

Lipstick on a Duck

Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Cat ate the Duck

Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
A: A duck-filled fatty puss!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Riddles
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Duck's Form of Payment

There was a duck that went to a local store to buy chapstick, the clerk asked if he would pay cash and the duck said, no, just put it on my bill.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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