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Ducks on Honeymoon
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms. The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'' ''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''
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Purpose of Webbed Feet
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires!
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Foul Particle
Q: What did the sub-atomic duck say?
A: Quark!
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