Animal Jokes - Cow Jokes

Sour Milk

Q:  What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
A:  Leave it inside the cow!

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Masturbating Cow

Q: What do you call a masturbating cow?
A: Beef Stroganoff!

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Submitted BY: Lcarpent

Sexy Farm Music

A farmer goes to the flea market and buys a brown chicken and a brown cow. The guy behind the desk hand him his change and burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the farmer. "Brown-chick-a-brown-cow!"

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