Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?
A: A first aid kitty!
Q: On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A: A caterpillar!
Q: Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
A: I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
Blue Plate Special
Q: What is a jaguar’s favorite day of the week?
Q: Why did the lion throw up after he'd eaten a priest?
A: Because it's hard to keep a good man down.