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Desert Cat

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A: A first aid kitty!

Cat Display

Q: On what should you mount a statue of your cat?

A: A caterpillar!

Dog Decisions

Q: Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?

A: I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

Blue Plate Special

Q: What is a jaguar’s favorite day of the week?

A: 'Chewsday'.

Bad Taste

Q: Why did the lion throw up after he'd eaten a priest?

A: Because it's hard to keep a good man down.