Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Rich Aroma

I've just read an article about a 91 year old woman who lives with 130 cats. The smell of piss and shit must be horrendous. I don't know how the cats put up with it.

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Cat in the Hospital

Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?
A: To have a cat-scan done.

Anonymous

Cats And Men

  • They don't listen.
  • They don't come in when you call.
  • They like to stay out all night.
  • Only when you are trying to get things done do they want your attention.
  • Mostly, they like to be left alone to sleep.

Anonymous