Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Cat Mix

Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.

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Happy Cat

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!

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Mouse Umbrella

Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!

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