Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.
Men And Cats
Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?
A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!
Four Cats in a Boat
Q: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None. They were all copy cats!